Alright, in order to support you and by support I mean “make sense of the cosmic mystery that is your setup” I’m gonna need just a bit more information.
Here’s what our investigation team (one squirrel, two raccoons, and an AI with questionable priorities) has uncovered so far:
- You have bravely, defiantly, and perhaps even accidentally found the play/pause button. This places you among the elite 3% of digital explorers.
- You listen to FLAC, and occasionally dabble in MP3 stations, which is basically like secretly eating cheap instant noodles while telling everyone you’re a gourmet chef.
Now…
Please give me a moment while I:
- Retrieve my crystal ball from the cleaners (someone spilled hot sauce on it again)
- Polish my enchanted wizard robe
- Recalibrate the Orb of Mildly Helpful Prophecies™
- Shuffle my Tarot cards until they file an HR complaint
…all in a noble effort to summon answers from beyond.
Unfortunately, after all this dramatic ritual, the spirits have reported back with absolutely nothing useful.
They’re basically shrugging in astral silence.
Let’s go crazy, step out of your comfort zone and give us some information: